My name is Stephanie, and I am a grump.
I’ve tried to hide this fact, denied it even to myself.
But sometimes you have to take a good long look in that inner mirror and admit that you are who you are; and here I am! A happy-on-the-outside-negative-nelly-on-the-inside with a whole lot of rage and pessimism burning a hole in my soul so bad I just have to release it into the world.
So anyone with a problem, go f*ck yourself.