Are you kidding me?
This is Cards Against Humanity turned Jumanji. These five words must have come through a crazed portal from some rich person party game after they passed out from exhaustion brought on by cocaine-fueled high-stakes poker-games where they place bets of cheetah cubs, yachts, small countries and human chattel.
Seriously SoBe… what is wrong with you that you thought putting this message in a plastic bottle, made most likely by child labourers, if not bottled by oppressed workers as well, would possibly have people laughing. As opposed, of course, to the very HUMAN reaction this message really brought on from a scale of really awkward to downright horrified.
Get your shit together SoBe.